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michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…

But… But… THIS IS A “FÉCULENT” NOT A “PETIT LEGUME” DDD:

equine-world:

warmboobz:

varsityrider:

horzes:

kucala:

horzes:

PLEASE HELP/SIGNAL BOOST!!! IT IS AN EMERGENCY.

On June 14th I left/got kicked out of my parents home.
My parents are mentally/emotionally/verbally abusive, and I was having major panic attacks every day, sometimes more than once.

I have Autism and while it is a struggle at times, I have always paid for my horses by myself. Taken care of vet fees, done their feet myself to save money…

In January, 2014, my family and I moved to a farm. So since then I have been keeping my horses on my property.

Yesterday (July 14th) I had to leave. My horses are still there…

I have a place for my thoroughbred to go until I get back on my feet, I just need to find a way to trailer her there.

However, I still need to find a place to keep my Paint mare, Pippin. 

Full board averages between $400-475 here. I can’t do self board because I no longer have a car (I was using my moms…) and would not have a way to bring hay or grain to the barn.

I’m desperately trying to get my horses off the property as I fear my parents may do something drastic (i.e. give them away), and I’m asking for help…

I figure it’s going to cost anywhere from $100-$150 to trailer Shylo, my Thoroughbred, to Victoria to the place where she’ll be staying.

I’ve set my “goal” at $550 because that will supply the $400-475 for Pippins board, and also put some (if not pay for in entiriety) for Shylo’s trailering.

Any bit helps! I hate doing this, but I know without my horse(s) my mental health will seriously decline.
After this first month I’ll be able to pay for my horses again no problem, it’s just a matter of finding a place to rent, finding a place to board, and getting everything in place and getting horses settled in. My horses are first and foremost.

Huge thanks to anyone who donates! Every cent helps!!! I will be sending out little doodles of peoples horses for every donation! Just PM me and let me know you donated and I’ll get it done as soon as possible!!!

Here’s the link: http://www.gofundme.com/blv4nc

I’d really appreciate signal boosts. This hurts my pride doing this, but I’d rather have no pride and still have my horses. 

Hey guys, this is my friend Alex. I was visiting her place the past couple days, and was there while two arguments went down yesterday, the last of which resulting in needing to help her move all her stuff and animals out of there.

Her parents are very emotionally abusive, I have witnessed it in person and the aftermath many times previously, hearing her explain through tears/panic attacks what happened. 

She needs to get her horses out of there, and just started a full time job so she will be able to afford board in a couple weeks. She just needs some help in the meantime to get them out of there and get back on her feet.

Please help, every little bit helps. If every one of my followers donated even $1, she’d have enough. If you can’t donate, please signal boost.

Thank you Cat. And thank you for helping me yesterday when I needed the support (and manpower to move my stuff! jeez!)

I love you <3

C’mon guys. Let’s make this happen. She needs it. 

Please help her. I can’t, but I hope everything works out. xox

Oi math. If every one of my followers donates… wait a sec… 14 cents, she’ll have enough!

And if everyone donates 5 bucks, there may be enough money to get her parents into some proper therapy!

Questions for Riders

  • 1. Why did you start riding?

  • 2. What was the name of the first horse you rode?

  • 3. The horse that taught you the most?

  • 4. Scariest riding experience?

  • 5. Riding related pet peeve?

  • 6. Picture of your first horse?

  • 7. Biggest achievement in riding so far?

  • 8. Which discipline do you do?

  • 9. If you could try a different discipline, which would you pick?

  • 10. Showing or trail riding?

  • 11. Thoroughbreds or warmbloods?

  • 12. Favourite breed of horse?

  • 13. Best riding advice you've ever gotten?

  • 14. What does everyone need to know about horses?

  • 15. Colourful or traditional tack?

  • 16. Favourite part of the equestrian community?

  • 17. Least favourite part?

  • 18. Goals for riding?

  • 19. Worst advice you've ever gotten?

  • 20. Were you ever "that one horse girl" in school?

  • 21. Most embarrassing moment?

  • 22. What is the best part of riding right now?

  • 23. What do you want to change about the way you ride?

  • 24. Favourite famous horse?

  • 25. The worst habit a horse could have is?

  • 26. Do you listen to music when you ride? What songs?

  • 27. Favourite place to show at? Post a picture?

  • 28. Are you a nervous rider?

  • 29. Ever been on a horse- themed holiday?

  • 30. If you knew you could, what would you change about the horse world?

  • 31. What are the goals behind the way you ride and train your horses?

  • 32. Describe your perfect horse.

  • 33. What is in your grooming bucket?

  • 34. Worst ride ever?

  • 35. Do your parents and friends support your riding?

  • 36. Worst fall you've ever had?

  • 37. Most recent fall?

  • 38. Favourite riding outfit?

  • 39. Riding idol?

  • 40. Are you going to have a career with horses?

  • 41. Do you have any equitation flaws you'd like to fix?

  • 42. Are there any styles/ trends/ etc that you don't like in the horse world?

  • 43. Any training methods that you completely disagree with?

  • 44. What is your grooming routine?

  • 45. Thoughts on riding without a helmet?

  • 46. Small or big horses?

  • 47. Funniest show name you've ever heard?

  • 48. What would you name your dream horse?

  • 49. Favourite colour of horse?

  • 50. For or against spurs, crops and artificial aids?

  • 51. Describe your horse, if you have one!

  • 52. How high have you jumped?

  • 53. Do you have a job with horses?

  • 54. How many times a week are you at the barn?

  • 55. Have you ever catch ridden?

  • 56. Bareback or saddle?

  • 57. Thoughts on liberty?

  • 58. Rider you would like to meet?

  • 59. Any other facts about yourself and your horses!

home-of-a-heart:

br0k3n-dreamland:

LISTEN UP FUCKERS HERE’S A BUTT LOAD OF THINGS TO WATCH WHEN YOU ARE SICK

cold: get tissues, drink lots of water, get some cough lollies, oranges help too, get hot drinks, take a warm shower and have lots of rest :3
vomit sick: gross.. jk jk, try not to eat foods that make you feel sick, keep a bucket by you and drink water :)) also try some medicine :))
google it if you feel a different type of sick bc im not a doctor .-.

FUCKING SICK AS MARVEL MOVIES
The Avengers
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Thor
Thor: The Dark World
Captain America: The First Avenger
Hulk
The Incredible Hulk
Fantastic Four
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
X-Men
X2
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
X-Men: First Class
The Wolverine
Blade
Blade II
Blade: Trinity
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 3
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Daredevil
Elektra
The Punisher
Punisher: War Zone
Man-Thing
Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

FUGGIN BAT DUDE

batman begins
the dark knight
the dark knight rises

KICK ASS DISNEY MOVIES

 Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Fantasia
Pinocchio 
Dumbo
The Reluctant Dragon
Bambi 
Saludos Amigos 
Victory Through Air Power 
The Three Caballeros 
Make Mine Music 
Song of the South
Fun and Fancy Free
Melody Time
The Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
Cinderella 
Alice in Wonderland 
Peter Pan
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 
Lady and the Tramp 
Old Yeller 
Darby O’Gill and the Little People 
Sleeping Beauty 
Swiss Family Robinson 
101 Dalmatians
The Sword in the Stone 

Mary Poppins 
That Darn Cat 
The Jungle Book
The Love Bug 
The Aristocats 
Bedknobs and Broomsticks 
The Million Dollar Duck 
Robin Hood
Herbie Rides Again 
Pete’s Dragon 
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
The Rescuers
The Fox and the Hound
A Disney Christmas Gift 
The Black Cauldron
The Great Mouse Detective 
Oliver & Company 
Who Framed Roger Rabbit 
The Little Mermaid 
Ducktales The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp 
The Rescuers Down Under 
Beauty and the Beast
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Aladdin -The Return of Jafar 
Aladdin
The Lion King 
A Goofy Movie
Pocahontas 
Toy Story
Aladdin and the King of Thieves 
James and the Giant Peach 
The Hunchback of Notre Dame 
Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas
Hercules 
Winnie The Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure 
A Bug’s Life
Belle’s Magical World
Mulan
Pocahontas II - Journey to a New World
The Lion King 2 - Simba’s Pride
Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas
Tarzan 
Toy Story 2
Winnie The Pooh-Seasons of Giving
An Extremely Goofy Movie 
Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, The Adventure Begins
Dinosaur 
Fantasia 2000
The Emperor’s New Groove
The Little Mermaid 2-Return to the Sea 
The Tigger Movie
Atlantis The Lost Empire
Lady And The Tramp II - Scamp’s Adventure
Mickey’s Magical Christmas-Snowed In at the House of Mouse 
Monsters, Inc. 
Cinderella II - Dreams Come True
Lilo And Stitch 
Mickey’s House of Mouse - The Villains
Return to Never Land
Tarzan & Jane
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
Treasure Planet
Winnie the Pooh-A Very Merry Pooh Year 
101 Dalmatians 2 - Patch’s London Adventure 
Atlantis 2 Milo’s Return 
Brother Bear 
Finding Nemo 
Kim Possible - A Stitch In Time
Piglet’s Big Movie 
Stitch! The Movie 
The Jungle Book 2 
Home On The Range
Kim Possible - The Villain Files 
Mickey Donald Goofy-The Three Musketeers 
Mickeys Twice Upon a Christmas 
The Incredibles 
The Lion King 1-1.5 - Hakuna Matata
Winnie the Pooh - Springtime With Roo
Chicken Little
Disney’s Christmas Favourites
Kim Possible - So The Drama
Kronk’s New Groove
Lilo and Stitch 2 - Stitch has a Glitch 
Pooh’s Heffalump Movie 
Tarzan II 
Bambi II 
Brother Bear 2 
Cars 
Leroy & Stitch
The Fox and the Hound 2 
Cinderella III - A Twist in Time
Disney Princess Enchanted Tales - Follow Your Dreams
Enchanted 
Meet The Robinsons 
Ratatouille
Bolt
The Little Mermaid - Ariel’s Beginning
Tinker Bell 
Wall-E
Tinkerbell and the lost treasure
Princess and the Frog
Up
Tangled
Tinker bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Toy Story 3
Phineas and Ferb: across the 2nd dimension
Winnie the Pooh
Cars 2
Mars needs moms
Frankenweenie
Wreck-it Ralph
Brave
Tinkerbell Secret of the wings
Planes
Monsters University
Frozen

SOME SICK AS PIXAR MOVIES

Toy Story 
Toy Story 2 
Toy Story 3 
A Bug’s Life 
Monsters, Inc.
Finding Nemo 
The Incredibles 
Cars 
Cars 2 
Ratatouille 
WALL-E
Up 
Brave 

PIRATES OF THE FRICKING CARIBBEAN

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black PearlPirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

FUCK YEAH HARRY POTTER

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone 
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part One 
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part Two 

LORD OF THE RINGSSSS

lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring
lord of the rings: the two towers
lord of the rings: the return of the king

THE HOBBIT HELL YEA

The hobbit: an unexpected journey
the hobbit: the desolation of smaug

THE FUGGIN’ HUNGER GAMES

the hunger games
the hunger games: catching fire

POKEMON IS COOL TOO

Series
Mewtwo Strikes Back
The Power of One - Lugia
Spell of the Unknown - Entei
Voice of the Forest - Celebi
Heroes - Latios and Latias
Wishmaker - Jirachi
Destiny - Deoxys
Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
Ranger and the Temple of the Sea
Rise of Darkrai
Giratina and the Sky Warrior
Arceus and the Jewel of Life
Zoroark Master of Illusions
Black - Victini and Reshiram
White - Victini and Zekrom
Kyurem vs. The Sword of Justice
Genesect and the Legend Awakened

SOME FUNNY MOVIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LESS CRAP

white chicks
21 jump street
freaky friday
the hot chick
just go with it
pitch perfect
the parent trap
she’s the man
mean girls
the goonies
due date
you again
easy a
date night
wedding crashers
superbad
bridemaids
without a paddle
Juno
Without A Paddle
Whip It
Adventure Land
Friends With Benefits
Project X
Sex Drive
Mean Girls
17 Again
Alice In Wonderland (Remake)
This Is The End
Wedding Crashers
It’s Kind Of A Funny Story
Tropic Thunder
Roll Models
Evan Almighty
The Breakfast Club

TIM BURTON (bc he’s almost as sick as you lmao)

the nightmare before christmas
sleepy hollow
big fish
alice in wonderland
frankenweenie
beetlejuice
edward scissorhands
charlie and the chocolate factory
dark shadows 

LEONARDO DICAPRIO MOVIES

Critters 3 (1991)
This Boy’s Life (1993)
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
The Basketball Diaries (1995)
Total Eclipse (1995)
Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Marvin’s Room (1996)
Titanic (1997)
The Man In The Iron Mask (1998)
The Beach (2000)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
The Aviator (2004)
The Departed (2006)
Blood Diamond (2006)
Body Of Lies (2008)
Revolutionary Road (2008)
Shutter Island (2010)
Inception (2010)
J. Edgar (2011)
Django Unchained (2012)
The Great Gatsby (2013)
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

90s MOVIES BC WHY THE FRICK NOT

Lord of the Flies (1990)
Cry-baby (1990)
Pretty Woman (1990)
My Girl (1991)
The Addams Family (1991)
Poison Ivy (1992)
Wayne’s World (1992)
The Crush (1993)
The Sandlot (1993)
Dazed and Confused (1993)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Clueless (1995)
Empire Records (1995)
Kids (1995)
Foxfire (1996)
The Craft (1996)
Space Jam (1996)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)
There’s Something About Mary (1998)
Jawbreaker (1999)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Drive Me Crazy (1999)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
American Pie (1999)
The Virgin Suicides (1999)
She’s All That (1999)
American Beauty (1999)
Girl Interrupted (1999)

SCARY MOVIES (ooh spooky)

the purge 
the grudge 
the grudge 2 
the grudge 3 
the lost boys 
insidious 
insidious chapter 2 
one missed call 
paranormal activity 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 
carrie (1976)
carrie (2013)
the conjuring 
Don’t be Afraid of the Dark
The Omen
Sinister
The Hole

SHREK?

Shrek
Shrek 2
Shrek the Third
Shrek Forever After

STAR WARSSSS

Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Episode IV: A New Hope
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

SOME GR8 ANIME FOR YOU FUCKERS

Attack on Titan
Black Butler
D.Gray-man
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club
Fullmetal Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Fruits Basket
Naruto
Naruto Shippuden
Ouran High School Host Club
Soul Eater

MOTHER HECKIN’ TV SHOWS 

The Office
Suburgatory
Puberty Blues
Breaking Bad
South Park
Workaholics
Adventure Time
Spongebob Squarepants 
The Big Bang Theory
The Walking Dead
Parks and Recreation 
Freaks And Geeks
Modern Family
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Avatar: The Last Airbender
American Horror Stor
Supernatural
Family Guy
American Dad!
Bob’s Burgers
Futurama
2 Broke Girls
Arrested Development
Beavis and Butthead
Community
Daria
Doctor Who
Game Of Thrones
How I Met Your Mother
iCarly
Ja’mie: Private School Girl
Jersey Shore
Kath and Kim
Keeping Up With The Kardashians
King Of The Hill
Lizzie McGuire
Malcolm In The Middle
Raising Hope
Regular Show
hannibal
sherlock

ENJOY YOU LIL SHITS

THIS IS AMAZE

LET MET LOVE YOU NOW/ 

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krystil-with-a-k:

tattoosanddrugs:

itty-bitty-babe:

kingforhermione:

lets-get-drunk-and-gamble:

scarred-mistake:

beanpunk-rockerbath:

This is 19 year old Marie Fowler. Her cancer just returned, and has been declared terminal. She’s already in Hospice Care. Her final wish is to meet Kellin Quinn from Sleeping With Sirens. Please, make it happen. Spread the word. This girl deserves it.

SIGNAL BOOST.

The small amount of notes on this post worries me. 

SIGNAL BOOST. LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

COME ON GUYS, IF WE CAN GET A FLUFFY CHICKEN FOR SOMEONE WHY NOT THIS

REBLOG THIS OR ELSE

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